I was in Aston on the weekend for a magazine feature with Kiyoshi, who was helping me out. We were standing outside a house composing a photo and two black men in a silver mercedes pulls around the corner and gives us a shout:

• DUDE: King Kong!
• ME - not bothered, ignores them.
• DUDE: Kong, u got Kong?
• ME: Huh? What???
• DUDE: King Kong, u got him?
• ME: thinking to myself, this fool on drugs or what?
• DUDE: U selling DVDs?
• ME: No. U?

DUDE drives off in his shiny motor, I walk along carrying my imaginary stack of DVDs.

So every Chinese / oriental person is either working in a takeaway or selling DVDs on the roadside?

Anyways here's a photo of someone's garden sale, hahahah...